Black Hole Theory

Everything You Never Needed to Know

According to the totally-not-made-up theory of everything, black holes are actually just giant cosmic trash compactors.

A black hole with a trash-compactor in the background, surrounded by swirling clouds of garbage and the occasional astronaut getting sucked in

Quantum Gravity: The Real Reason We're All Getting Torn Apart Gravitational Wave: The Sound of Stuff Falling into the Void

Side note: If you're still here, you're probably already lost in the event horizon. Carry on.

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